crystalline dreams
what are you even doing here?
posted 4 hours ago + 602,329 notes — via i-gloriana, © the-eleventh-blog

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

#this truth


posted 4 hours ago + 8,619 notes — via jessamynthesven, © torrilla

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston film scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 17, 2014 [HQ]

#fuCK YOU SIR #alksjdfghj #hiddles #crimson peak #motherfucker #im dead #dying


posted 14 hours ago + 1,541 notes — via jayb3, © The Atlantic
"The first thing I noticed on my first day on the job is that in retail no one sits. Ever. It didn’t matter if it was at the beginning of my shift, if the store was empty, or if my knees, back, and feet ached from hours of standing. Park your behind while on the clock, went the unspoken rule, and you might find it on a park bench scanning the want-ads for a new job. Another quick observation: Working in retail takes more skill than just selling stuff. Besides the mindless tasks one expects—folding, stacking, sorting, fetching things for customers—I frequently had to tackle a series of housekeeping chores that Stretch never mentioned in our welcome-aboard chat. Performed during the late shift, those chores usually meant I’d have to stay well past the scheduled 9 p.m. quitting time. Mop the floors in the bathroom, replace the toilet paper and scrub the toilets if necessary. Vacuum. Empty the garbage. Wipe down the glass front doors, every night, even if they don’t really need it. It was all part of the job, done after your shift has ended but without overtime pay."

My Life as a Retail Worker: Nasty, Brutish, and Poor (via azspot)

It’s the fine print that comes with jobs like this that often make them burdens. Ballooning expectations for as minimal pay as possible.

(via invisiblelad)

Everyone should work retail, a retail Christmas preferably, once in their lives. It makes you a better customer.

(via mommapolitico)

^^^^ At least once in their lifetime. $1 tax credit for life with proof of compliance.

(via bilt2tumble)

Retail can be fucking brutal physically and mentally.  But because it never, ever lets up, I eventually got so used to it that I didn’t fully realize just how much of a toll my retail job had taken on me until I had to quit and suddenly I just felt SO MUCH BETTER ALL OF THE TIME.

(via slipstreamborne)

Anyone who ever disrespects anyone in retail/food service is not someone I want to hang out with. Having worked both, let me tell you, that shit is ROUGH.

(via geardrops)

#this truth


posted 1 day ago + 87,467 notes — via tiraynan, © catsrfly
#oh god issocute #i usually find hairless cats creepy #but liiiiiiitte #and #adorbs


posted 1 day ago + 118,890 notes — via tiraynan, © jtoday
"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

Shoot him damnit. You have a gun. Win! Kill him! No! Don’t give him a speech!

(via mhd-hbd)

Oh, you’ve been shot by an arrow that sucks. Wait…what the fuck are you doing DON’T YANK IT OUT BACKWARDS!!! Do you WANT completely severed tendons and a much higher chance of dying? WITH the angle of entry, not against it! (And break of the fletching first, FFS).

(via tiraynan)

#ahahaha


posted 1 day ago + 7,998 notes — via i-gloriana, © sirbenedict

Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 (x)

Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 (x)

#im going to continue reblogging these until i die #hiddles #dead


posted 1 day ago + 57,938 notes — via sparkling-gurl, © rosejw
rosejw:

my baby - follow her on insta @pippathepug

rosejw:

my baby - follow her on insta @pippathepug

#adorbs #pug #babyyyy


posted 1 day ago + 1,999 notes — via and-umar, © raygorartshit
raygorartshit:

Melisandre has seen true horrors, for there is no hell worse than an awkward Baratheon family dinner.

raygorartshit:

Melisandre has seen true horrors, for there is no hell worse than an awkward Baratheon family dinner.

#caCKLING #srsly tho that dinner #game of thrones #melisandre #shireen


posted 1 day ago + 6,878 notes — via sparkling-gurl, © valyriea

Mermaid, in folklore, sea-dwelling creature commonly represented as having the head and body of a woman and a fishtail instead of legs. Belief in mermaids has existed since earliest times. They are often described as having great beauty and charm, which they use to lure sailors to their deaths. In some legends they assumed human shape and married mortals. 

#mermaids #(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ m e r m a i d s


posted 1 day ago + 17,992 notes — via i-gloriana, © veinte9

veinte9:

sexual orientation: 

image

#.... #well den #bucky #cap2


crystalline dreams
crystalline dreams
what are you even doing here?
posted 4 hours ago + 602,329 notes — via i-gloriana, © the-eleventh-blog

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

#this truth


posted 4 hours ago + 8,619 notes — via jessamynthesven, © torrilla

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston film scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 17, 2014 [HQ]

#fuCK YOU SIR #alksjdfghj #hiddles #crimson peak #motherfucker #im dead #dying


posted 14 hours ago + 1,541 notes — via jayb3, © The Atlantic
"The first thing I noticed on my first day on the job is that in retail no one sits. Ever. It didn’t matter if it was at the beginning of my shift, if the store was empty, or if my knees, back, and feet ached from hours of standing. Park your behind while on the clock, went the unspoken rule, and you might find it on a park bench scanning the want-ads for a new job. Another quick observation: Working in retail takes more skill than just selling stuff. Besides the mindless tasks one expects—folding, stacking, sorting, fetching things for customers—I frequently had to tackle a series of housekeeping chores that Stretch never mentioned in our welcome-aboard chat. Performed during the late shift, those chores usually meant I’d have to stay well past the scheduled 9 p.m. quitting time. Mop the floors in the bathroom, replace the toilet paper and scrub the toilets if necessary. Vacuum. Empty the garbage. Wipe down the glass front doors, every night, even if they don’t really need it. It was all part of the job, done after your shift has ended but without overtime pay."

My Life as a Retail Worker: Nasty, Brutish, and Poor (via azspot)

It’s the fine print that comes with jobs like this that often make them burdens. Ballooning expectations for as minimal pay as possible.

(via invisiblelad)

Everyone should work retail, a retail Christmas preferably, once in their lives. It makes you a better customer.

(via mommapolitico)

^^^^ At least once in their lifetime. $1 tax credit for life with proof of compliance.

(via bilt2tumble)

Retail can be fucking brutal physically and mentally.  But because it never, ever lets up, I eventually got so used to it that I didn’t fully realize just how much of a toll my retail job had taken on me until I had to quit and suddenly I just felt SO MUCH BETTER ALL OF THE TIME.

(via slipstreamborne)

Anyone who ever disrespects anyone in retail/food service is not someone I want to hang out with. Having worked both, let me tell you, that shit is ROUGH.

(via geardrops)

#this truth


posted 1 day ago + 87,467 notes — via tiraynan, © catsrfly
#oh god issocute #i usually find hairless cats creepy #but liiiiiiitte #and #adorbs


posted 1 day ago + 118,890 notes — via tiraynan, © jtoday
"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

Shoot him damnit. You have a gun. Win! Kill him! No! Don’t give him a speech!

(via mhd-hbd)

Oh, you’ve been shot by an arrow that sucks. Wait…what the fuck are you doing DON’T YANK IT OUT BACKWARDS!!! Do you WANT completely severed tendons and a much higher chance of dying? WITH the angle of entry, not against it! (And break of the fletching first, FFS).

(via tiraynan)

#ahahaha


posted 1 day ago + 7,998 notes — via i-gloriana, © sirbenedict

Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 (x)

Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 (x)

#im going to continue reblogging these until i die #hiddles #dead


posted 1 day ago + 57,938 notes — via sparkling-gurl, © rosejw
rosejw:

my baby - follow her on insta @pippathepug

rosejw:

my baby - follow her on insta @pippathepug

#adorbs #pug #babyyyy


posted 1 day ago + 1,999 notes — via and-umar, © raygorartshit
raygorartshit:

Melisandre has seen true horrors, for there is no hell worse than an awkward Baratheon family dinner.

raygorartshit:

Melisandre has seen true horrors, for there is no hell worse than an awkward Baratheon family dinner.

#caCKLING #srsly tho that dinner #game of thrones #melisandre #shireen


posted 1 day ago + 6,878 notes — via sparkling-gurl, © valyriea

Mermaid, in folklore, sea-dwelling creature commonly represented as having the head and body of a woman and a fishtail instead of legs. Belief in mermaids has existed since earliest times. They are often described as having great beauty and charm, which they use to lure sailors to their deaths. In some legends they assumed human shape and married mortals. 

#mermaids #(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ m e r m a i d s


posted 1 day ago + 17,992 notes — via i-gloriana, © veinte9

veinte9:

sexual orientation: 

image

#.... #well den #bucky #cap2