bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

AI

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

AI
AI

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

didipenny:

exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like

image

i once had a customer who wanted to test how our decanters poured bc ~it’s very important~ and since he was an idiot i just agreed to shut him up before he bothered me about it and so i got to watch this asshole improperly pour from a decanter

he didn’t

even

know

how

this post brought to you by my perfect pour from my ale bottle

31 Aug   3 notes

things i want for A:AoU:

lots of good thor toys

lots of good hawkeye toys

lots of good black widow toys

lots of good scarlet witch toys

oh yeah and for the movie to be good or something idk

31 Aug   1 note

we named our engravers thor and Loki quite awhile ago but we accumulated more along the way and since today was my last day i finished the set so have them all:

Thor: engraver 1

Loki: engraver 2

Hulk: printer (IT’S HUGE)

Iron Man: music system

Hawkeye: computer 1

Black Widow: computer 2

Cap: register drawer

Sif: a secret surprise i left on the underside of the back door alarm

31 Aug   4 notes

today was my LAST DAY EVER at the store so i’m opening my special wisconsin raspberry ale and having truffles to celebrate

31 Aug   7 notes
vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

ubiestcaelum:

wheremermaidsdwell:

ubiestcaelum replied to your post: “Linky no worky sadface”:
Oh My God

I KNOW RIGHT

This is now a thing.

It is and it is the best thing

ubiestcaelum replied to your post: “Linky no worky sadface”:
Oh My God

I KNOW RIGHT

31 Aug   2 notes